Hey, other babies/toddlers out there! Thought I’d give you some pointers for getting a sleepyhead mama out of bed so she can do your bidding all day:

1. When she’s sound asleep in the morning, sit on her chest. Then bounce up and down repeatedly. This part is most effective when done about 30-45 minutes before the alarm clock is scheduled to go off.

2. If she tries to let you nurse (yum! breakfast, part 1!) as a snooze alarm, kick her in the bladder while you get your morning snack. You don’t want to risk her falling asleep again, do you?

3. If she wakes up grumpy, be sure to fall backward on the bed, giggling hysterically. She can’t resist your laughs, you know, so she’s start the day in a good mood anyway, despite the bruised ribs and tender bladder.

Maya