Oh, crap!
Scene: Bathtime.
Maya’s in her tub playing. I’m sitting next to the tub on the floor, sipping a glass of wine and browsing a magazine. A grunty noise alerts me to move Maya from peripheral vision to my direct sights, and I see that she’s about to push. Quick! To the toilet! Maybe she can poop there!
She was done so fast, I didn’t even get the lid up.
Observation #1: She poops MUCH faster without a diaper providing counterpressure.
Observation #2: Boy, she eats a lot of peas and corn. I wonder: does she actually get nutrients from them, considering they seem to go through intact?
